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In response to: "what we do" 989 days old
by iandulley ^Pro

Yes! I bloody knew it! more…

In response to: "what we do" 989 days old
by li578 [Member]

lion inteligence is what l and i stand for
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In response to: "what we do" 1011 days old
by  [Visitor]

Li578,

have your services been tapping my telephone, and secretly watching me as I go about my special routines in my own home?

The walls have ears, I know because I've seen them.

And why are they educating Herons in Horsham, surely they only need to know how to eat fish, fly a bit and breathe? more…

In response to: "what we do" 1011 days old
by iandulley ^Pro

It's Log Incandescent isn't it? I knew it. more…

In response to: "what we do" 1011 days old
by iandulley ^Pro

A blog is the best place to come clean to the world about your top secret government organisation that is based in Horsham.

What do the letters "L" and "I" stand for?

Little Idiots?
Large Infants?
Listless Iguanas?
Lingonberry Inspectors?
Lukewarm Injections?
Lost Inuits?
Loud Imps?< more…

In response to: "what we do" 1011 days old
by iandulley ^Pro

Primary schools are so rife with crime that they should be renamed "Crimary Schools".

Here are some of the lesser known Crimary School crimes:

Dinner ladies stealing flour;
Seagull murders;
Illegal fight clubs where the teachers make money off of kids that fight;
Pervy caretakers.

These are j more…

In response to: "what we do" 1012 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro

How many customers do you have? I should imagine there is a very real need for a decective agency in a primary school. more…