li5spyagency

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Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:07:23 +0100

Yes! I bloody knew it!

In response to:what we do

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:03:58 +0100

lion inteligence is what l and i stand for

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Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:53:13 +0100

Li578,

have your services been tapping my telephone, and secretly watching me as I go about my special routines in my own home?

The walls have ears, I know because I've seen them.

And why are they educating Herons in Horsham, surely they only need to know how to eat fish, fly a bit and breathe?

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Thu, 01 Feb 2007 23:49:54 +0100

It's Log Incandescent isn't it? I knew it.

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Thu, 01 Feb 2007 23:49:26 +0100

A blog is the best place to come clean to the world about your top secret government organisation that is based in Horsham.

What do the letters "L" and "I" stand for?

Little Idiots?
Large Infants?
Listless Iguanas?
Lingonberry Inspectors?
Lukewarm Injections?
Lost Inuits?
Loud Imps?
Lovely Ice?
Looks Impossible?
Let's Improvise?
Look Interested?
Leave Immediately?
Leer Intently?
Listen Interminably?
Lassoo Improbably?
Leek Informer?
Loo Issues?

Tell me tell me tell me! I'm going to lose sleep over this, I can feel it in me bones.

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Thu, 01 Feb 2007 23:40:55 +0100

Primary schools are so rife with crime that they should be renamed "Crimary Schools".

Here are some of the lesser known Crimary School crimes:

Dinner ladies stealing flour;
Seagull murders;
Illegal fight clubs where the teachers make money off of kids that fight;
Pervy caretakers.

These are just a handful of things that go on in our schools, won't someone think of the children?!

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Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:07:36 +0100

How many customers do you have? I should imagine there is a very real need for a decective agency in a primary school.